Take the time to live........life is too short.
* LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
* LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.
* LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
* LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
* LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
* LAW OF BATH-ROOM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
* LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
* LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will!
* LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
* LAW OF THEATER: People with the seats at the farthest from the
aisle arrive last.
* LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
is cold.
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| Author: Atul 04 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating:  Points: 2 |
NICE THOUGHTS DEAR.
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| Author: Ramkumar 05 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 2 |
Very nice, good going laws and many things holds true in our personal life.
Regards,
Ram...
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