OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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| Author: b.thirumaya prabhu 04 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating:  Points: 2 |
very smart.
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| Author: mohan 04 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 2 |
Thank Q!
Share these type of messages
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| Author: mohan 04 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 2 |
Here is the funny equation.
Accroding ti newtons 3rd law,
For every action, there is equal and opposite reaction.
modified version.
"For every line of code,there is equal length of bug report to coder.
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| Author: Sid 11 Aug 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 0 |
Nice one ;)
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| Author: ishwar 17 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Silver | Rating: Points: 1 |
very nice post .
sharing type post.
it is not maths type.
--regard--
Ishwar singh
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| Author: varun sharma 17 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 1 |
Hi Mohan,
Really a smart post.. keep posting contents like this..
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| Author: Anuradha Karthikeyan 18 Sep 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 1 |
HI Mohan
A beautiful calculation
Could I put this in my blog site?
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