With a heavy heart, I am bidding good bye!Respected Members!
For a period of more than 18 months I have been disturbing you with my worthless writing. Not only this, I have never missed any opportunity to heckle other Members and respected Editors when some of my worthless writings were deleted. Now you don't have to be bothered by me.
Today morning at around 4.15 a.m, when I started my laptop, I suddenly received a mail from the appropriate authorities stating that my posting permission in ISC will be withdrawn with effect from 8 a.m. today. This ban will be withdrawn only when I would fulfill specific conditions. These conditions are:- (i) I have to grow butterfly mustaches; (ii) I have to grow goatee beard; (iii) I have to personally visit the residences of the all decision-making authorities and get certificate from each of them confirming my status about new mustaches and beard; (iv) Last but not the least, I have to upload my new 'avtar' on ISC. Only then my posting right will be resumed.
Needless to state that I am a clean-shaven person. To develop a butterfly mustache and goatee beard would take around three months or so. Then I have to visit the decision-making authorities all over India and then upload that photograph. In a conservative estimate, it will take at least four months.
However, I am taking a pledge that I would return to this interesting platform. Please note this date. On this day, I assure others that I would return soon. (If you want to express solidarity with me, kindly drop an e-mail to: firstname.lastname@example.org)