Jokes of the day -to enjoyDoctor:Sit down, show your eyes, tongues, what is your problem?
Person:sir, I am coming here to give you invitation of my daughter marriage
Patient: Doctor, I am not getting the medicine prescribed by you to me yesterday in any medical shop.
doctor: I wrote in the prescription as 'repeat' to continue the same medicine prescribed earlier.
Patient:Doctor, please give me alternative medicine for the last one written by you on yesterday,as I could not get the same anywhere.
doctor:Oh, that is my signature, not medicine.
Patient (over phone):Doctor, you have prescribed me a tonic and advised me to take two capful the same but the bottle has only one cap. What to do,Sir?