Jokes to relax this day!Husband: why you are wearing your specs immediately on my arrival?
wife: doctor told me to wear specs whenever your head ache comes
One drunkard told another,yesterday I went to my neighbors house after drunk erroneously. Other asked him then how he realized. First man replied,that house lady offered him a cup of coffee.
Doctor: every morning you should drink one glass of hot water in the empty stomach.
Patient:My wife gives me daily that only but in the name of coffee
A Man (with proud):my son asked me 20000 rupees for buying a Facebook in connection with his study.
B man:Hey you and your son have cheated
B man:yesterday I gave 15000 only to my son for his purchase of Facebook.
Mother:Son, wake up and get ready to your school
Son:No mummy, I am not going to school today
Mother:why, my son, get up
Son: No teachers like me, no students like me, I wont go to school
Mother:son, you are the HM and however you are going to retire in few months, tolerate and go to school.