Jokes of the day to enjoyPatient:Doctor, I am unable to eat two idlis wholly.
Doctor:Dont worry, I am eating idlis by bit by bit as I am also unable to eat two idlis wholly.
One:What you have studied?
One:Stupid, only two letters you have studied, that too inverse.
Friend 1:Hey, next week my marriage is on, you have to come
Friend 2:Dont worry, as a real friend, I will be with you whenever a difficult situation comes to you.
Man 1: How to go to a Hospital?
Man 2: with a disease only.
Patient: Doctor, my this tooth is dancing.
Doctor :To whose tune?