Jokes to relax this day1.Friend one : Yesterday have you went to the multi specialist hospital doctor's house marriage? How was that?
Friend two,: Very novel, he had separate separate dining hall for each diabetic, BP, Ulcer, Cholesterol and normal.
2.Police Inspector: (to a man running inside the police station)Hey, what? A theft in your apartment? Last week only a theft incident was occurred in second floor?
Man: Sir, this time in first floor!
Inspector: Oh, very good, the theft is step by step decreasing!
3.Student: I believe you will not punish me if I do not do anything
Student:Teacher, I did not do the homework given yesterday
4.Man one: I read in the newspaper that the black box will not broken on any occasion of plane accident.
Man two:So what?
Man one:Then why do not they prepare plan itself like the black box?
5.Customer:You told that this cloth never get torn.
Sales man:Yes, ofcourse
Customer:Then I need three two meters bit, how will you cut as if it not torn anyway?
6.After a long gap of time a friend asked another:Hello, Shivram, how are you? We have not met after our college day. What are you, now?
Shivram: I am in Appollo Hospital, now
Friend:Oh sorry, what happened to you?
Shivram: Nothing da, I am in this hospital as Pharmacy Assistant