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have a pj time


Posted Date: 20 Jun 2008      Total Responses: 5

Posted By: amit       Member Level: Gold     Points: 1


3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?


Bataaon Bataaon!





Nahi Pata?!!





Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!


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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab


scrolll down








DUS bahane karke le gaye D! IL !!


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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???









Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"



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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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ok whats the opp of venky's..










venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)


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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.


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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.


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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere
around...

what can he do?



->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c
(constant of
integration)
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.


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Responses

Author: amit    20 Jun 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 2
Kyun chalti hain pawan,
Because of evaporation .

Kyun jhoome hain gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.

Kyun machalta hain mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!


Kyun gum hain har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.

Kyun hota hain nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyun aata hain mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!


Kyun aati hain bahar,
Because of change in season.

Kyun hota hain karar,
Because of taking tension.

Kyun hota hain pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

SCIENCE HAS ALL THE SOLUTIONS!!!!!!!!


Author: amit    21 Jun 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 2
come on people , you can post here too....


Author: amit    21 Jun 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 6
one more...

What do u get ?
When a Cow Dances..........................
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!



Author: amit    21 Jun 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 6
Ques: Why is FIRE Engine RED in color?

Ans : FIRE Engine has LADDER. LADDER has STEPS. STEPS are to be climbed on FOOT. FOOT is measured by a RULER. RULER can be a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND. ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP. SHIP sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES. FISHES have FINS. The people of FINLAND are called FINS. The national FLAG of FINLAND is RED. So FIRE Engine is RED in color.



Author: Sid    16 Aug 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 0
Good ones :) at the same time some killer PJ's


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