Jokes of the day to enjoyTeacher:(at the school entrance to a student)Why you are bringing another person to the exam hall?who is he?
Student:He is a plumber,somebody told question paper got leaked.
Student:(with annoyance - to the teacher in an exam hall)what sir, inquestion paper we see many questions but no single answer in answer paper.
One to another:why you are beating your son who is studying for exams?
Another:he is studying in the house without going to exam.
Inspector:(to person who dashed his car on treeatthe roadside)How the accident took place?
person:can you see the the tree?
Person: But I did not notice that.
One:(saw his friend who walks with a dog)Hey, are you going walking with a donkey?
Friend:Idiot, see this is dog!
one:I asked the dog.