Jokes for today to enjoy1. A husband from hotel room called the manager over phone alarming that his wife trying to commit suicide by jumping over the window. The manager replied that was his personal issue. The man from room told the manager that it is maintenance problem as the window could not open by her.
2. One day, A taxi passenger touched driver on his shoulder to ask something.
Driver screamed, lost control of car, went up on footpath & stopped few inches from a shop. Passenger apologised & said: "I didn't realise that a little touch would scare u so much" .
Driver replied: Sorry it's not ur fault, it's my 1st day as a cab driver, I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies from last 25 years.
3. Father:How many questions were asked in exam?
Father:How many you have answered?
Son:I don't know answer for the three.so I left the examination hall.
Father:Did you know answer for the remaining two?
Son:Yes, but they asked 'answer only three question's.