Jokes to relax this dayPatient:Doctor,I am unable to breath.
Doctor:Don't worry, I will stop.
Wife:why you are seeing our marriage certificate so long time?
Husband:seeing whether anywhere mentioned the expiry date
Teacher:I asked you yesterday to bring doctor certificate for your absence
Student:I tried so much but could not take out as he kept his certificate framed.
Doctor:Next week discharge.you can go home even by walk.
Patient:So,it is sure that I will have no money even to pay for auto.
Patient:Nurse,anything you give me found so sweet.
Nurse:Oh!This is really a sweet,today my birthday.