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Great Resume:Do you have any opening for this Guy?
Posted Date:
15 Jul 2008
Total Responses:
6
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Posted By: sac Member Level: Diamond Points: 1
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Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)
Education:
- B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
- M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA) , August 1996.
Thesis:
'On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts'
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
- Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991
- Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
- Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990
- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors and Achievements:
- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.
- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.
- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.
References:
- Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
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| Author: sac 15 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating:  Points: 0 | Enjoy..
| | Author: Ankush Das 15 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 4 | That is surely a superb resume to have. Any employer will be like - HAHAHAHAHA! Oof, that is surely a great joke sac. Awesome, I liked it. When I read it, I was like laughing for 10 minutes and rolling on the floor, even now I am simply laughing in uncontrollable madness. Good one, sac. Post a few more like this, and I will be happy to show the resumes to the employers.
HAHAHAHAHA!
| | Author: neyha 19 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 2 | Great resume i am sure employers out there are searching up and down for a candidate like this one.This one as a bright future in fact too bright.
| | Author: PRASHANT KUMAR 20 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 1 | This is one of the impressing resumes i have ever seen.
| | Author: m.v. subba raju 20 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 5 | Hi sac,
It is wonderful resume. I cannot even think of such a good resume. He will have fruitful future. Definitely if I come across the job which suits him I will definitely send the details to him. Because for this person employers should such for such a candidate. I think he will definitely come into a higher position with so much knowledge and his thesis subject is very good. All the best for him.
| | Author: Abuzer N 20 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 4 | What an amazing resume this person has.
Will like to meet him once in a lifetime..!!
ha ha ha..!!
Very impressive indeed..!!
Just wanted to know what post for job shall he applying for.!!
or is he going only for referrals..!!
he he he
Enjoy..
thanks for this post..!!
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