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NV Joke
Posted Date:
15 Jul 2008
Total Responses:
4
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Posted By: Baljeet Member Level: Diamond Points: 1
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An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
She hesitated a while and said, "Yes, 3 times." "Three times!? how did it happen?" he asks.
"Well, do you remember right after we were married and we were broke and the bank was going to foreclose on our little house?" "Yes, that was really a terrible time."
"Okay, well do you remember when I went to see the banker and the next day he extended our loan? "It is hard to believe," he said, "but I guess it really was for us and I can forgive you."
She continued, "And do you remember years later when you almost died from the heart problem because we couldn`t afford the operation?" "Of course I remember."
"Well, then you also remember that right after I went to see the doctor he did your operation at no cost?"
"Yes," he said, "that shocks me too but I understand you did it because of your love for me and I forgive you.
But tell me, what was the third time?"
She responded, "Do you remember when you ran for Temple president... and needed 34 more votes?"
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| Author: Syed 15 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating:  Points: 6 | A couple went to a doctor because the man was feeling down, tired all the time. The doctor said I will give a shot of vitamins, a prescription for some pep pills from the drugstore, and an empty jar for checking your sperm count - bring it back in next week so I can check it. When the guy came back to the doctor, the doctor said "Why, this jar is empty, I told you I needed to do a sperm count." The guy said, "I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, my wife tried with her left hand and she also tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth. We could not get that jar open!"
| | Author: Khemraj 15 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 4 | A told B,"you lost your intellect"
B replied A, "No, My intellect is alright."
A told B again, "then how did you do the mistake of throwing household things?"
B replied A, " I am alright now. I did all in vain"
A shouted B, " A mad man never says that his intellect is out of control or he/she is mad."
| | Author: Baljeet 16 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 0 | Hey good one added guys.Keep it up!
| | Author: m.v. subba raju 23 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 3 | Hi Baljeet and Syed, khemraj,
Nice jokes. People enjoy reading the jokes. It is good for health. So post more jokes. We can enjoy all together.
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