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Nice 1.. must read
Posted Date:
24 Jul 2008
Total Responses:
2
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Posted By: sac Member Level: Diamond Points: 1
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Akash was waiting for his love ...
"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"
"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and stuff .... oh there she is"
"Scold her OK?", his brain adviced.
"OK I will try"
Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey .... I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"
"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain ... "she would have had a nervous breakdown"
Akash ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour ... no problem"
She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today"
"OMG!!!", thought Akash ....
"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"
Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts .... parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory scan.
Sheetal stared at Akash .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes now ... u OK?"
"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"
"No records found", said the brain ...
"Damn!!", thought Akash
"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.
Akash is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain
"OK OK ...stop pushing me"
"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she shouted ... and started crying.
"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A moment of silence.
His entire brain staff was laughing at him.
Akash was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.
"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"
"Better do it fast ..brainy"
The brain was working at 90% capacity .... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle women?'
Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Akash.
He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday .... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"
She looked up with utter surprise ...
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"
She stood up angrily and left.
Akash and his brain were left there clueless ....
"Ah! screw u guys .. I'm going home", said his brain and left.
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| Author: m.v. subba raju 24 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating:  Points: 4 | Hi Sac,
This is nice resource. Good joke and I have enjoyed reading. A small question here whether any time you have faced this problem. I have never faced this problem. If I face what I have to do. Why don't you give some clue like in Kaun Banega Crorepati or some other programme.
| | Author: Miloni Modi 24 Jul 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 3 | Hi Sac,
This is really good a One. I liked it very much and enjoyed lot while reading.
Reading this article my mind clicked me and told that this always happens with you and my Husband.
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