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How to identify a Software Engineer (Funny)


Posted Date: 05 Aug 2008      Total Responses: 10

Posted By: ankit narang       Member Level: Diamond     Points: 1


1. He/She never bargains… No wonder things have become so costly!

2. When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven't slept for years.

3. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon

4. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what 'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by 'default'.

5. Weekends are holy words… they are like a salvation one seeks for…

6. "Wazzzup", "Hows life?", are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by "how's work?"

7. Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in.
8. They don't send or take things… they always forward them!

9. Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day.

10.They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do… When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is "I wish there was a Google search for my room"

11.Mondays are always blue.

12.All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now




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Author: Kamesh Kumar    05 Aug 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 2
They are not active as others are and do find them sleeping during weekends to overcome the lost sleep during weekdays..


Author: varun sharma    05 Aug 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 1
quite true Ankit.. are you a software/IT engineer?
Anyways keep posting more of this..



Author: ankit narang    05 Aug 2008Member Level: DiamondRating:     Points: 2
yes varun, Absolutely true.I am a software engineer.As soon as I will have such matter I will post.
Thanks
Ankit


Author: varun sharma    05 Aug 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 3
Hi Ankit... you know how I guessed.. Even I am also a software engg and can relate each and every point with my life style..

keep posting more of these..


Author: Olufemi    05 Aug 2008Member Level: DiamondRating:     Points: 4
Ankit,
It true you are one of us and that is why you are able to analyze our own way of life like this. It is the nature of what we are to do or to achieve that use to drive us in to all this you've itemized. I hope software engineer pay will directly proportional to all these stress the undergo everyday. One day they will be the one running the world.

Thanks
Olufemi
Nigeria



Author: ankit narang    05 Aug 2008Member Level: DiamondRating:     Points: 2
Thanks to all for giving good comments regarding this.I think the software people can better understand this.


Author: sac    06 Aug 2008Member Level: DiamondRating:     Points: 1
Ankit,
Its quite true...
Keep posting more of this...

-Sac


Author: anky    10 Aug 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 4
Hi Ankit,
What a good matter.Really only engineers like us can understand this and ofcourse this is very much true.I really enjoyed your post.I request you to please keep on posting these type of funny as well as good matter.
Which reflects the things related to us people.
Thanks
Anky



Author: anky    10 Aug 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 4
Hi Ankit,
What a good matter.Really only engineers like us can understand this and ofcourse this is very much true.I really enjoyed your post.I request you to please keep on posting these type of funny as well as good matter.
Which reflects the things related to us people.
Thanks
Anky



Author: Akhil Kumar Soni    10 Aug 2008Member Level: GoldRating:     Points: 1
Hi

This is really nice comments for the software enginners. Keep posting like that



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