1.Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
3.Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
4.Married life is very frustrating! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
5.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you
finish.
8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
9.Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
10.A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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| Author: Mala 30 Oct 2007 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating:  Points: 2 |
Hope you have vivid experience from your wife., hence you mean to tell so.
If at all you are not married., such things are not true.
Regards,
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| Author: vijay 30 Oct 2007 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 1 |
It's True. But i am not married
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| Author: Jyothi 30 Oct 2007 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 3 |
Hi Vijay,
I read above conversation between you and Mala.
You are telling you are unmarried. Then how you know the above Tips are important for married life ?
Please clarify me.
Regards,
Jyothi.
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| Author: Radhika 30 Oct 2007 | Member Level: Bronze | Rating: Points: 2 |
For giving tips,its not necessary that he should be married. When good ideas are shared,we need to welcome it.
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| Author: Anusha Krishnan 30 Oct 2007 | Member Level: Bronze | Rating: Points: 1 |
Hi,
I read your tips.May be your married or not but its funny
Anu
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| Author: sreemol sreedhar 26 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver | Rating: Points: 2 |
Hi Vijay,
Your tips looks funny. I don' think that marriage is so horrific as you describes.
"Mutual understanding" is the key to successful married life.
Thunder and lightening is a part of married life but Why do we take these in a negative way. These should be taken as an oppurtunity to understand your partner.
Married life is a heaven or hell, it all in the hands of that living couple.
Regards
Sree
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| Author: Amigo 29 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 2 |
Hi Vijay
I read the above tips. I don't think you have understood what marraige is about. Either you are unmarried or got married to a wrong person.
As you said, yes marraiges are made in heaven. But it has to be kept and maintained on earth by us. It al depens on individuals.
If you are still unmarried then i would like to give you one advice (of course if you don't mind ) ..... when you look for your life partner, don't go on her looks or outer personality. try to read her mind and heart. Because ... it is the bonding that is going to make your life either good or worse and the personalities.
Your friend ... Amigo
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| Author: Nisar 29 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver | Rating: Points: 2 |
This is a true
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| Author: Nisar 29 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver | Rating: Points: 2 |
Thanks for the information
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| Author: sobha wilson 29 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 2 |
GOOD ARTICLE
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