After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told h is HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours ?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the National holiday ?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that
I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK
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| Author: vijay 03 Nov 2007 | Member Level: Gold | Rating:  Points: 2 |
Hi Ms.Jyothi,
It's very nice one.
I laughed a lot!
I too working in software concern, I never go to HR for help.
I know it's always risk one.
But I have heard this story somewhere before.
But I can't able to recollect it.
Anyway it's good.
Thank you.
Regards,
Vijay
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| Author: Kenny 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 2 |
Good one, Jyothi. But do not blame the HR this way.
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| Author: Vidya 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 2 |
nice one..
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| Author: Deepu 27 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 2 |
nice one.
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| Author: b.thirumaya prabhu 05 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 2 |
wonderful.
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| Author: Saranya 05 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 2 |
Hi Jyothi,
It is really a good one.
Your definition for HR is very nice.
Thank you.
Regards,
Saranya...
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| Author: Twinkle 05 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 2 |
Hi Jyithi,
It's nice if it's joke.
If it's in real....
HR is very brilliant and man was really worst fellow.
Because while HR started to explain and he going to calculated Hours, then he said 1/3 % 366 = 122 in days.
But 122 days are full days = 24 hours X 122.
So the salary were taking for 8 hours per a day (24 hours) only. NOT FOR 24 hours.
So, he should notice him to shut up HR's mouth.
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| Author: Girish Patil 05 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 2 |
ha...ha...haa...
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| Author: ishwar 05 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Silver | Rating: Points: 2 |
will shock in haryana?
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| Author: sobha wilson 06 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond | Rating: Points: 2 |
nice
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| Author: varun sharma 06 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold | Rating: Points: 2 |
Very funny... good one
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