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FUNNY SMS'S(1)
Posted Date: 29 Feb 2008 Resource Type: Articles/Knowledge Sharing Category: General
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Posted By: Deepu Member Level: Diamond
Rating:  Points: 2
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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
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why confused ? E-mail
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Stupid lawyer
Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?”
Witness: “She is my daughter.”
Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”
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listen carefully
Actually
Baat yeh hai k
Woh yeh Ke..
Ok listen carefully
Oooh listen
Nahi I mean read it carefully
With full concentration
Dekho mere dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon
Sirf 3 words hi toh hain
Ufffff its too difficult
OK I’m gonna say
that
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HOW R U??
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Chubby Cheeks
Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes &
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?
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Same service..
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain ?" said the counselor, "You re still getting the same service!"
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Convenience of Nano
Lalu has just removed two front wheels from his TATA Nano alongside road curb.
Parking Cop came and asked Lalu, “What is going on?”
Lalu said, “Go away, don't you see parking sign, it says Parking for Two Wheelers only.”
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Clean Breath for Love
Lalu Pundit was reading a book of eternal truth.
He told his wife Pyari, "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyari advised, "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
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Dramatic Lalu
Lalu was saying to girl friend Pyari, “I love you” and he fell down on the floor.
Confounded Pyari cried, “How come you fell down?”
Fallen Lalu explained , “ I fell in love with you.”
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Co shower of Songs
Boy friend: You really sing very well.
Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer
Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing to-gather.
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