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WHAT A WIFE SAYS...AND MEANS
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
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| Author: Karthika M 29 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
How do you know about wife's mentality? It' nice.
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| Author: Shanthi M 29 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Its nice.
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| Author: Shinu 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
This is very nice information. Thank You
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| Author: Karpagam 09 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Hi jalaj,
I hope you are married and understand your partner very well. Otherwise it's impossible to find these much of correct answers. Nice one to read and laugh. Keep posting more jokes.
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| Author: m.v. subba raju 09 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Jalaj it is quite interesting. May be some of the things are correct. But if your husband posts these how do you feel. I want to know your feelings. Ofcourse if we take this as a joke, even a person who will be so moody, will also laugh.
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| Author: jalaj 10 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Its only for our entertainment so should be taken in light mood not seriously
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