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Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji's Brother owns an apple shop in US. One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere. He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them $2 a pound. If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet
or sour, tell them some are sweet and some are not. If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy. Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples. A lady comes and asks sardarji, Do you know what time it is ? Sardarji replied $2 a pound. Lady said; all sardarji's are idiot and fools. Sardarji
replied, some are some are not. Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to police station. Sardarji replied, if you will not take me some body else will take.
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A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel". After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his hands with table and chair. The owner saw him and got real angry and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"
Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."
Owner: "There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?"
Man: "Yes, I did."
Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"
Man: "They kicked me and said 'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?)
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy!
They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)
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| Author: Karthika M 19 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
It is funny.
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| Author: m.v. subba raju 19 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Excellent jokes. I am happy to see these jokes.
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| Author: Shinu 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Very Useful Information
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| Author: Radha 05 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
It's so good.
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| Author: lenin 05 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
interesting article , buddy , continue to contribute more.
wishing gud future in ISC .
Always honesty pays
Think different
WINNERS DO NOT DO DIFFERENT THINGS, BUT THEY DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY
Always encourage the new mwmbers ..that is the energydrink for them ..me too
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| Author: sudha 06 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 1 |
Hi,
Really good and nice jokes.
sardarji jokes are very nice.
Try sending more and more jokes like this, these make us tension free.
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