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jokes
Posted Date: 10 Mar 2008 Resource Type: Articles/Knowledge Sharing Category: Entertainments
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Posted By: jalaj Member Level: Diamond
Rating:  Points: 4
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A Boy was playing in the park with his father sitting on a bench with his friend.
Father: Beta ! What is 9 multiplied by 8 ?
Beta: 76
Father : Good!
Father's friend got terrified.
Friend: Arre Yaar! 9 multiplied by 8 is 72. your boy said 76 and you congratulated him.
Father: He has improved a lot. He used to say 80.
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Diwali ke najdik ke din Ek sheth ne colour karne wale karigar ko
bulya tha ,
Sheth, Sheth ki biwi aur sheth ki do sal ki bachi shubha nasta kar rahe
the tam karigar log aae
Karigar - Sheth Kya kam tha hum ko yad kiya?
Sheth - Are apne pure bungle ka colour karna hain diwali se pahele.
Karigar - Sheth E kaise ho shakta hai 6 din ke bad to diwali hain.
Sheth - Kuchbhi ho , thode jyada admi kam par lagado par kam pura karo.
Karigar - thik hain.
Dosar din shubhah jab sheth kam pe ja rahatha tab usane aapni ladki ko
puchha beti tuje diwali mai kya ladoo,
beti - papa ek chhota bhaiya.
Sheth - lekin e kaisai ho shakta hain.
Beti - jyada admi kam par lagado.
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Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.The little girl was softly sobbing.
"why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test,and they're going to cut my finger." said the girl
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said,"I'm here for a urine test."
Little Sister
Little Johny says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister. You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
Little Johny thought about this and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"
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