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1 : Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ; Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, and thought, and thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!;
2 : Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please income.'
3 : TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
4: TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher
5: Too Young
A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette.
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke."
Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?"
Johnny says, "Six."
The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?"
Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got laid."
The guy says, "Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?"
Johnny says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."
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| Author: Karthika M 19 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
It is funny.
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| Author: Rajesh Kumar 20 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
It is very funny and thinkable one
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| Author: Baljeet 20 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Ya, actually funny.
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| Author: Vidya 21 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
its very funny
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| Author: Abdul Sathar 22 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
very nice
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| Author: Ebrahim 26 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Real good
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