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***Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
*** MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working
***We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
***Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh B.A. This year it read Santa Singh M.A., When did you finish yours Masters Degree? Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again!! Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again!!!
***An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next…Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa…never give up…one more..
Now,
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down…
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Cmon think
Because the TV is off
***a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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| Author: diyaa 08 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 1 |
nice jokes..............
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| Author: Deepu 08 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 3 |
Hi,
Very funny jokes,especially the elephant one is really ver nice.I think the humour is the major source of energy which we would lose in our timetable of life.So we need these kind of jokes in order to refresh ourselves.
-Deepu
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| Author: CONFIDENCE IS THE COMPANION OF SUCCESS 16 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
thnk u diyaa
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| Author: CONFIDENCE IS THE COMPANION OF SUCCESS 16 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
thnk u deepu
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| Author: lall 16 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 1 |
good
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| Author: CONFIDENCE IS THE COMPANION OF SUCCESS 16 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
thnks for ur response lall
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| Author: Vinothkumar K 18 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
What a fantastic joke.......really i m forget my self and laughed, joke is the part of life..... this modern world have lot of tensions. keep on posting
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| Author: CONFIDENCE IS THE COMPANION OF SUCCESS 18 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
thnks for ur response vinoth.
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| Author: CONFIDENCE IS THE COMPANION OF SUCCESS 18 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
thnks for all
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| Author: Raghav 19 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 5 |
Marriage
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw tears rolling from his eyes as he sipped his coffee.
"What's the matter with you, my dear? Why are you down here at this time of the night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us while dating?"
"Yes, I do remember," she replied.
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"
"Yes, I do," she said, getting a little teary- eyed herself at his fond recollection.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know... I would have been released today."
Banking Procedure for Male and Female:
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
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| Author: Raghav 19 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 5 |
Some more SMS Jokes
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it, & it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u
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| Author: Raghav 19 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Friends,
please tell me how are my jokes. I will post some more jokes.
Raghav
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| Author: Raghav 19 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
HI Archana,
The B.A ( bachelor again) and M.A (Married again) is a very nice joke. It really makes people laugh.
raghav
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