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Prison escapees
Posted Date: 10 Apr 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: mark richards Member Level: Silver
Rating:  Points: 2
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3 women escaped from a prison,1 am, which was located in an isolated forest. when the women escaped they all ran in different directions so a guard each followed their path they took.
So the first woman ran and realized the guard was catching up so she climbed a tree.The guard got tired so he began walking around the area and decided to head back.The woman in the tree got uncomfortable and she moved around in the tree a little. The guard looked up in the tree but could not see,so he asked,"Who there?"
The woman got frighten so she said,"ssssssssss," making the sound of a snake.The guard then gave up and went back to the prison HQ.
In the mean while the second woman also hid in a tree and she made a mistake and broke a branch. The guard then looked up,pointing his gun into the tree, and asked,"Who there?"
The woman got frighten so she said,"Hoot hoot," making the sound of an owl.The guard then gave up and went back to the prison HQ.
The third woman got a cramp and climbed a tree.The guard was close by and he heard a sound in the tree,so he looked up and asked,"Who there?"
The woman was confused with pain and she said,"Mooooooo," making the sound of a cow.
The guard looked up and said,"What the hell! A cow that can climb trees! Impossible!!!I have to tell the other guards!" The guard then ran to the HQ to tell his friends.
HA HA HA HA. Now who is more stupid lol!!!
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 | Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.
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