Teacher Vs Ram

Posted Date: 11 Apr 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes

Posted By: CONFIDENCE IS THE COMPANION OF SUCCESS Member Level: Diamond
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Teacher vs Ram

Teacher : Why have you come late ?

Ram : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.

Teacher : Tell me the truth.

Ram : Err...I came late because of the sign

Teacher : Sign... what sign

Ram : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "

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Teacher : Ram.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table

Ram : Sir... that day you advised us to do multiplication using tables.

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Teacher : Ram... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "

Ram : I is.......... .

Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come

Ram : Then ok ..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets

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(during maths period)

Teacher : Ram...If I give you one puppy today and another tomorrow then how much would you have

Ram : Five Sir......... ....Because I already have three at home

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Teacher : Ram... How do you spell elephant

Ram : E-L-E-F-A-N- T

Teacher : It is wrong

Ram : But you asked me how I spell it

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Teacher : Ram....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays

Ram : Here it is sir

Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled?

Ram : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's

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Teacher : Ram... why do you always score less marks in history

Ram : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born

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Author: Vinothkumar K 18 Apr 2008

Member Level: Gold Points : 1

really nice...

Author: students 31 May 2008

Member Level: Gold Points : 1

Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.

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