shyam was in Telecom deptt. before joining the army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor was very upset with him.
"What`s the matter with you?" asked the Drill Instructor. "Why can`t you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a telephone man," replied the shyam, "and I don`t know why I can`t hit the target. Let me see..."
shyam checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off!
"Well," shyam said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"
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| Author: Anuj Kumar 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
good
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| Author: naveen 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
nice.
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| Author: helpu 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Nice Jokes, Its wonderful and i enjoy laughing always,because it increases health.
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