A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
Man says: please make my dog win the next dog race.
Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says: "Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area. Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.
Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says: "Could I please have another look at the dog???"
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| Author: Vinothkumar K 25 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 5 |
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: MATRIC PASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. …?
OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR..?
OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED…………….!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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| Author: Olufemi 25 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 3 |
You have a good joke but why should sharathsathisan re-paste this write up, this is not acceptable in ISC it is cheating and is not good for any member to be doing this please desist from this act is not good for your rep.
Olufemi
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