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The lost Balloonist
Posted Date: 22 Apr 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Others
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Posted By: Shreshtha Member Level: Diamond
Rating:  Points: 5
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man.
"How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!"
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| Author: Krishnan C 21 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 | HAHHAHAHAHHA
| | Author: shoba 21 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 | simply superb!
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