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use of words in other sense
Posted Date: 23 Apr 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: Vellamji Member Level: Gold
Rating:  Points: 6
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Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has
fallen off"
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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!
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Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams..!
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Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise
man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
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Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl
I ever loved.!"
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: "
WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...
..... Leave them to us
11.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Responses
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 | Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.
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