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Modern Maths
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that doesn't enjoy = Donkey that works (Eqn 1)
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money (Eqn 2)
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys (Eqn 3)
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend (Eqn 4)
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys (Eqn 5)
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To Conclude:
>From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend
So,
Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
>From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend
>From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys
And the Donkeys live happily ever after!
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| Author: Olufemi 24 Apr 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 3 |
Well done for manipulating your mathematical skills in a real life instances and for entertainment. This will even teach people that are afraid of Maths on how to interact with simple equation without stress.
Olufemi
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