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Kiss - Meaning redefined


Posted Date: 27 Apr 2008    Resource Type: Articles/Knowledge Sharing    Category: General

Posted By: giridhar narayan       Member Level: Diamond
Rating:     Points: 6




"KISS defined by different professors"

Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because it is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the just a position of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Computer Science
What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.

Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.




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