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1) 3 easy ways to die:
Take a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early
drink rum daily - you will die 30 years early
Love someone truly - you will die daily
2) A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
3) One good way to reduce alcohol consumption :
Before marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After marraige - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
4) Three fastest means of communication :
1. Tele - Phone
2. Tele - Vision
3. Tell to Woman
need still faster - tell her not to tell anyone ...
5) Love your Friends not their sisters, Love your sisters not their friends
6) Let us be generous like this :
Four ants are moving through a Forest.
They see an Elephant coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should kill him.
Ant 2 says : No, let us break his leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path ...
Ant 4 says : No, we will leave him because he is alone and we are FOUR.
7) If you do not have a Girlfriend - you are missing something in your LIFE
If you have a Girlfriend - you are missing everything in your LIFE
Question : when do you congratulate someone for their mistake.
Ans.: On their Marriage
9) When your Life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness
Even after you Pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY the Electricity Bill.
10) Why Government do not allow a Man to marry 2 women
Because per constitution, you can not be punished twice for the same mistake
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| Author: neyha 08 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Hey that was quite funny.I am beig serious.Especially the 2,3,&7.Keep posting qoutes like this .Good
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| Author: Vellamji 09 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Thank you for your compliment.
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