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Marriage Software
Posted Date: 30 Apr 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Others
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Posted By: Olufemi Member Level: Gold
Rating:  Points: 6
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This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst
(Marriage Software Division):
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my
program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that
the new program began unexpected Child Processing and
also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems initialization
and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf
5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday
Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"
runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but
uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please
help?
... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0
program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY
AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by
its Creator to run everything on your current
platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was
not designed to do this and it is impossible to
uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems.
(See manual under Alimony/Child Support and
Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it
Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as
you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever
you think has caused them, you must run
the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and
avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will
freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE
ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the
operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance
programme,can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or
"HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING
1000.0" or even Eating out without the Kids 7.2.1" (if
Child processing has already started).
Olufemi
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Responses
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| Author: Shyni 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 | Very useful information. Thanks.
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