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Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective


Posted Date: 06 May 2008    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Jokes

Posted By: Sheethal       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 4



Love Marriage:

Resembles procedural programming language.
We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage:

Similar to object oriented programming approach.
We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her.
The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program.
The functions can be added or deleted.
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Love Marriage:

It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage:

Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.
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Love Marriage:

Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.

Arranged Marriage:

Compatible with hardware Parents.

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Love Marriage:

You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.


Arranged Marriage:

You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

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Love Marriage:

Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage:

All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

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Love Marriage:

Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage:

Product is sold on an as is where is basis.
Product once sold will not be taken back!



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Responses

Author: TULASI KRISHNA    15 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
GOOD PERSPECTIVE. HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD KNOWLEDGE


Author: shoba    15 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Good ya.....


Author: sasi kala    15 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
nice one........


Author: Sheethal    23 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Hi,
Tulasi/shoba/sasi kala.

Thanks for your responds


Author: Sheethal    23 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
The people who were fell in love ,were think that the love marriage is good than the arrange marriage,
The people who were not fell in love will say that ,arrange marriage is good than love marriage.

But understand a reality.
both have merits as well as demerits...
ok....:)


Author: TULASI KRISHNA    23 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
A BEAUTIFUL INTERPRETATION


Author: TULASI KRISHNA    23 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
A GOOD PERSPECTIVE


Author: m.v. subba raju    23 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Hi, Sheethal Excellent views. What you said is absolutely correct. But how many can understand that. By saying this I am not against love marriages. But the main concept behind marraige is understanding each other and depend on one another. When the concept is understood first, then there may not be any problem. Arranged marriages when we take parents will not only see the girl/boy but also see the family circumstances, try to know about their relations etc. When same minded are brought together by virtue of marriage, then that will become successful.


Author: Sheethal    28 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Hi,
Tulasi krishna,
Thanks for your response(comments)...:)

Thanks and Regards,
Sheethal


Author: bharath    28 May 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 2
good perspective



Author: TULASI KRISHNA    28 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
nothing to comment i had already commented


Author: Aparanjitha    28 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
a beautiful interpretation


Author: students    31 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Very Nice Joke. Keep posting more jokes.


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