| Author: D. Jaya Lakshmi 08 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
A Sardar applied for admission to a Medical College. He never made it thru the Common Entrance Test (CET). And he just could not understand why!!!! > Here's his Answer paper. Define the following: >
ANTI BODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN - what you be after eight
BOWEL - letters like a, e, I, o, u. >
CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome >
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of card playing >
CAT SCAN - searching for a lost kitty >
CHRONIC - the neck of a crow >
COMA - punctuation mark >
CORTISONE - area around the local court >
CYST - short for sister >
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose >
DILATE - the late British Princess Diana >
DISLOCAT ION - in this place >
DUODENUM - a couple in blue jeans >
ENEMA - not a friend
a good joke.
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| Author: Anuj Kumar 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
well
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Very Nice Joke. Keep posting more jokes.
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