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This is how business is done!!


Posted Date: 06 May 2008    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Jokes

Posted By: Vellamji       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 1



DAD FINDS A BRIDE FOR HIS SON.

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive




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Author: students    31 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.


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