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FUN WITH TELEGRAMS
Posted Date: 08 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: famseena Member Level: Bronze
Rating:  Points: 1
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A DAUGHTER SENDS A TELEGRAM TO HER FATHER ON HER CLEARING B.ED EXAMS,WHICH TE FATHER RECIEVES AS”FATHER, YOUR DAUGHTER HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN “B ED ”.
A HUSBAND,WHILE HE IS ON A BUSINESS TRIP TO A HILL STATION SENDS A TELEGRAM TO HIS WIFE,”I WISH YOU WERE HERE”.THE MESSAGE RECEIVED BY WIFE,”I WISH YOU WERE HER”.1
A WIFE WITH NEAR MATURING PREGNANCY GOES TO RAILWAYSTATION TO RETURN TO HER HUSBAND.AT THE RESERVATION COUNTER,WHILE HER TURN CAME,IT WAS THE LAST TICKET.TAKING PITY ON A VERY OLD LADY AND SENT A TELEGRAM TO HER HUSBAND,WHICH RECEIVED AS”SHALL BECOMING TOMORROW HEAVY RUSH I THE TRAIN, GAVE BIRTH TON AN OLD LADY”.
A MAN WANTS TO CELEBRATE HIS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY BY THROWING A PARTY. SO, HE GOES TO ORDER A BIRTHDAY CAKE.THE SALESMAN ASKS HIM WHAT MESSAGE HE WANTS TO PUT ON TO CAKE.WELL HE THINKS FOR A WHILE AND SAYS LETS PUT,”YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER YOU ARE GETTING BETTER”.THE SALESMAN ASKS”HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT?”
THE MAN SAYS,WELL PUT”YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER”,AT THE TOP AND YOU ARE GETTING BETTER” AT THE BOTTOM.THE REAL FUN DIDN’T START UNTIL THE CAKE WAS OPENED THE ENTIRE PARTY WATCHED THE MESSAGE DECORATED ON THE CAKE”YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,YOU ARE GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM”.
A MAN FROM AGRA WENT TO AJMER. HIS WIFE WENT TO AJMER. HIS WIFE WAS IN HER PARENT’S HOUSE IN DELHI.WHEN THE WENT TO AJMER, HEASKED HIS SERVANT TO SEND A TELEGRAM TO HIS WIFE INDICATING ABOUT HIS TRIP TO AJMER. HE SENT A TELEGRAM. WHEN THE WIFE RECEIVED THE TELEGRAM, SHE FAINTED. IT WAS WRITTEN’SETHJI AAJ MAR GAYE HAI’
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