LAUGH A WHILE
1. WOMEN: IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND, I WOULD HAVE GIVENYOU POISON IN YOUR DRINK
MAN: IF YOU WERE MY WIFE, I WOULD HAVE DRANK POISON MYSELF.
2. TEACHER: AJAY, IN WHICH BATTLE DID JHANSI RANI DIE?
AJAY: IN HER LAST BATTLE, MADAM
3. TIM: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BECOME?
TOM: HEART SPECIALIST.
TIM: YOU FOOL, BE A DENTIST
TOM: WHY?
TIM: WE HAVE ONLY ONE HEART BUT HAVING 32 TEETH MEANS MORE PROFIT.
4. ARUN: WHY DID SWAROOP TAKE THE LADDER TO THE SCHOOL?
AMIT: B’COZ, IT WAS HIGH SCHOOL.
5. NAME THE DAY WHICH FISH DOESN’T LIKE
FRIDAY
6. TEACHER: TINA, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF TRANSPARENT?
TINA: TRANSLATE THROUGH PARENTS.
7. RAHUL: WHICH DAY THE SUN CAME OUT?
ROSHAN: SUNDAY
8. TEACHER: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO LEAVES OUR COUNTRY?
STUDENT: HINDUSTAN LEVER
9. TEACHER: WHICH MAN CAN SHAKE THE MOON?
STUDENT: CHANDRASHAKER.
10. TEACHER: WHY DID LOR SHIVA AND PARVATHI COULDN’T PLAY WINDOW 2000
STUDENT: B’COZ, LORD GANESHA TOOK THE MOUSE AWAY
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.
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