A sales rep, an administrative clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch, when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a genie pops out, proclaiming, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the administrative clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, Driving a speedboat without a care in the world." ...Poof - she's gone!
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life." ... Poof - he's gone!
"OK, your turn," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager states, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral :
ALWAYS LET YOUR BOSS HAVE THE FIRST SAY!
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.
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| Author: Karpagam 07 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Hi Raghav,
Nice one. Keep contributing more jokes to ISC and make us to laugh every time.
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| Author: Raghav 07 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
thank you Students for relieving from tension on reading my jokes. I will try to post more jokes in future.
raghav
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| Author: Karthika M 14 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
The manager's wish is a clever one.The moral is also very nice. I like this and enjoyed it.
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| Author: Raghav 14 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Thank you karthika for your response. Yeah that is right. We should always allow our BOSS to talk first. otherwise we will land into this kind of problems. Anyway i hope u enjoyed it.
raghav
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| Author: Saranya 15 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Nice joke. Really clever manager. This gives good moral too.
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| Author: Raghav 15 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Yes saranya. it gives a good moral that the boss should be given a first chance
raghav
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