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FIRST SAY


Posted Date: 11 May 2008    Resource Type: Entertainment    Category: Jokes

Posted By: Raghav       Member Level: Gold
Rating:     Points: 2



A sales rep, an administrative clerk, and their manager are walking to
lunch, when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a genie pops
out, proclaiming, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the administrative clerk. "I want to be in
the Bahamas, Driving a speedboat without a care in the world." ...Poof -
she's gone!

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas, and the love of my life." ... Poof - he's gone!

"OK, your turn," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager states, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral :

ALWAYS LET YOUR BOSS HAVE THE FIRST SAY!




Responses

Author: students    31 May 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.


Author: Karpagam    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi Raghav,

Nice one. Keep contributing more jokes to ISC and make us to laugh every time.



Author: Raghav    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
thank you Students for relieving from tension on reading my jokes. I will try to post more jokes in future.

raghav


Author: Karthika M    14 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
The manager's wish is a clever one.The moral is also very nice.
I like this and enjoyed it.



Author: Raghav    14 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Thank you karthika for your response. Yeah that is right. We should always allow our BOSS to talk first. otherwise we will land into this kind of problems. Anyway i hope u enjoyed it.

raghav





Author: Saranya    15 Jun 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Nice joke.
Really clever manager.
This gives good moral too.


Author: Raghav    15 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Yes saranya. it gives a good moral that the boss should be given a first chance

raghav


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