God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!
Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.
Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.
Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger,
"Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION! ''
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| Author: shoba 15 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
good
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| Author: Deepu 16 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Its really nice to laugh.
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| Author: Sra1 22 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
:))
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| Author: bharath 28 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
MADE ME TO LAUGH
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| Author: Anuj Kumar 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
good
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Very Nice Joke. Keep posting more jokes.
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