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famous joke
Posted Date: 15 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: sri phani kumari Member Level: Gold
Rating:  Points: 1
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Would You Remarry
"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly." And would you let her wear my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed."
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| Author: shoba 15 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 | nice
| | Author: Anuj Kumar 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 | gud
| | Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 | Very Nice Joke. Keep posting more jokes.
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