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ME and MY BOSS
Posted Date: 15 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes
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Posted By: ravi Member Level: Silver
Rating:  Points: 1
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ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
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Responses
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 | Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.
| | Author: Karpagam 07 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 | Hi Ravi,
Really gives a smile on our face. It exactly suits for software professional. Thanks for contributing. Keep continuing.
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