A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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| Author: Jyothi 26 Oct 2007 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 5 |
Hello,
Its so funny.
I think it is suitable to western countries and not for India.
In India, children are very innocent and they are not able to give such shock news to their parents to avoid unnecessary firings from them regarding Report Card.
Here children are showing off like they will get suicide if their parents scold them.
Parents should know how to treat their children during this type of situation and encourage them to study well and avoid such incidents again.
Regards,
Jyothi.
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| Author: dominicyuvan 29 Oct 2007 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
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| Author: Jyothi 29 Oct 2007 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 5 |
Hello Dominicyuvan,
Please don't expect any earnings at the beginning itself. First you think on getting Approval from Google against your registration. Then further about earnings and all.
Provide more contributions to the site and observe your revenue score at right side of your postings and Member Level will depend upon the points you have scored.
Please try to provide more essential / good information to the public and then think about earnings.
Also please avoid usage of SMS shot cuts in this section. Here your postings should be very detailed and informative.
We are expecting good articles / resources from you.
Regards,
Jyothi.
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| Author: ArunRanjith 19 May 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Thank You for information.It help us(also for my friends)
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| Author: Mother 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 2 |
Very Useful Information
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