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Posted Date: 15 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes

Posted By: sri phani kumari Member Level: Gold
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An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant's parents r against their marriage? Guess why??

**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

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What is the cube of 13?
Its: SUROOR
Wondering how?
That’s bcoz....

TERAH * TERAH * TERAH = SUROOR
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Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
Kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
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Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

Sita with ravan
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3 + 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?

Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple!!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL!!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

Think
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Think

Tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

'Come' palakrishnan.

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One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross connected to some other lady.
They still keep on talking... They start liking each other… and finally they get married.
What MORAL do you get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.

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Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????

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Geela ho ke nikalega......

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Ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

Sweets - nops

Salt – nopes

Think

Think
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Are yaar, birla white cement?
Kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

Think
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Socho Socho
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The answer is....

They Both Are Not a Banana!!

Have Lots of fun...

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