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ho to avoid stress
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TOP 10 WAYS TO HANDLE STRESS
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans.
5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
7. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing were wrong.
10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.
Making faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.Smith stopped to gently scold the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
It’s a Fact
Its a Fact: A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But...
Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love Ur Work not Girls...!
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Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez Tel an Indian naukar
Who cant undrstnd English 2 "open d door."
Speak Dis very fast. "There was a Cold Day"
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In India, we hav only POSTMAN, but no POSTWOMAN, why?
Bcos, they take 9 months for DELIVERY
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No visits...
No calls...
No sms's...
No letters...
No missed calls...
I'm worried...
R u in jail again?
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| Author: shoba 16 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 | Really funny
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