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Dear All,
Very nice to read !
Couldn't resist sending it to all.
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008. Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the mobile phone for fear of brain cancer.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital.
I Stopped giving to babies, because I gave blood to a just born baby who was born in 2007, since A1+ blood happens to be rare.
I stopped forwarding wish-come-true chain mails. Because all the girls I wished for are all married.
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to your friends.
And last but not the least....
I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates have shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...
No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,
A Totally Frustrated Software Engineer and those who all are working in IT companies and BPOs.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you send this e-mail to at least 28,269,433 people in the next 10 seconds,
Tomorrow will be Today ...
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| Author: Raghav 16 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
good joke
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| Author: Sra1 22 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
nice joke...
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| Author: Raghav 22 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
yeah Sra1 it is a nice joke
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