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Installation of Love from God's Help Desk.
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Installation of Love .......{ From God's Help Desk }
Tech. Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me though the process?
Tech. Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I
do first?
Tech. Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech. Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now.
Tech. Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will
no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech. Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech. Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
nee d to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech. Support:Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to
run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you
can Love others.
Customer:So, what should I do?
Tech. Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: "Forgive-Self " ; "Realize Your Worth" ; and "Acknowledge your Limitations".
Customer:Okay, done.
Tech. Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and
empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech. Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
Onemore thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others
and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
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Responses
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| Author: Ajay Mishrilal Jhavar 18 Nov 2007 | Member Level: Silver Points : 5 | Hi Mala,
You have posted a very beautiful article. I am very much impressed. I am also deeply thankful to you, as I was also looking forward to install the program of LOVE in my own heart.
The vision has now become so clear. I can now see and feel the LOVE in and around me, which was always there but waiting for me to bring it to work in the frontend rather than backend processing. It was as if the article was posted for me.
You are a very pious soul. May god bless you with what you deserve.
Thanks a lot again.
Regards
Ajay M Jhavar
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