OLD AGE
A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, " Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, " Pick me up."
He looked in the waterand there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.
Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.
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| Author: Karpagam 07 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Hi Shreshtha,
Nice one. Keep contributing more jokes to ISC and make us to laugh every time.
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| Author: Radha 07 Jun 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
Hi Shreshtha,
It's very funny. Making the people at laugh is not a simple matter. I like your active participation. Keep continuing. Best Wishes.
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