When Santa was a kid he wasnt too good with arithmetic so his father sent him to a tutor: Tutor: If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got? Santa: SEVEN! Tutor: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got? Santa: SEVEN! Tutor: Lets try this another way. If I give you two apples, and two apples, and another two apples, how many apples have you got? Santa: SIX! Tutor: Good! Now, if I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got? Santa: SEVEN! Tutor: How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two pencils is seven? Santa: Ive already got one pencil at home!
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| Author: students 31 May 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha Nice Jokes. Keep posting more because jokes relieves us of tensions and makes mind calm.
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