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Posted Date: 17 May 2008 Resource Type: Entertainment Category: Jokes

Posted By: Abdul Sathar Member Level: Diamond
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1. What belongs to you but is used more by others?

Ans : Your NAME

2. What did the fly say 2 the flypaper ?

Ans : I stick on to you!!!

3. what did big chimney say 2 little chimney?

Ans: You are too young to smoke!!!!

4. what did one wall say 2 the other wall ?

Ans : I will meet you at the corner!!!

5. What did the big watch hand say 2 the little watch hand?

Ans : Let's meet after 1 hour!!!

6. what does brazil produce that no other country produces?

Ans : Brazilians!!

7. what flower does everyone have?

Ans : Tulip (Two lips)

8. what goes around a yard but doesn’t move?

Ans : Fence

9. Name the people who travel the most?

Ans : Romans!!

10. Name the people who always be in hurry?

Ans : Russians!!

Rest in next........

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Author: Rajesh Kumar 20 May 2008

Member Level: Bronze Points : 2

What a fantastic thinking. I didn't think this before. All your statements are true.

Author: nadhi 30 Aug 2008

Member Level: Bronze Points : 0

This are not jockes, this all are truths

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